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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮

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