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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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