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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖

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