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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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