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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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