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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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