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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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