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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Murphy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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