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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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