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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Snort eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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