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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Simpkins eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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