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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Simpkins eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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