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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Maggie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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