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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Toby eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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