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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Buddy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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