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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Luna eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛

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