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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Coco eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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