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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Tilly eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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