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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Millie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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