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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Molly eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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