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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Daenerys eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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