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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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