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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Akira eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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