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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Trotsky eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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