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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Hermoine eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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