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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rex eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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