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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Sugar eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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