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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Maya eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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