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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Stella eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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