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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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