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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Sparky eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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