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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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