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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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