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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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