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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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