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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃

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