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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Murphy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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