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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Squishy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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