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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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