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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ziggy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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