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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Simpkins eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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