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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Misty eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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