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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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