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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Simba eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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