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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Maggie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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