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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Buddy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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