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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Buddy eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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