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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Millie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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