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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Lola eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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