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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Alfie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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