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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Bella eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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