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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Poppy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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