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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Smeagol eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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