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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Weasley eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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