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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Worf eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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