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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Worf eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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