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Pet death

My aunt Dorothy had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Spock eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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